Tank you high motherfucker you
Marilyn Monroe OG crumble
If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.
• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.
• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.
• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
• Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”
i’m always reblogging this.
I’ve reblogged this a million times and will ALWAYS reblog it. She is so beautiful…It’s a great message.
I always reblog this when I see it on my dash.
You cant just NOT reblog this
so fucking perfect.
All the more reason to hate creepy dolls. ;)
this is probably why I tore off all of the heads of every Barbie I’ve ever received
so in love with this. perfect.
THAT IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING IVE EVER HEARD!! IMAGINE BEING IN A DARK HALLWAY AND LOOKING TO SEE BARBIE CROUCHED AND NAKED SCUTTLING TOWARDS YOU AT HIGH SPEED. HOLY SHIT!
can i buy him?
Homegirl molly passin the bleezy:)